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Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49583) - you deserved it (2255)

On 07/11/2009 at 3:43am - misc - by ttsutaoka (man) - United States (California)

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it's like if your pasing the sign and you say I ain't stopping then the signs like BITCH YOUR GONNA STOP and hits you in the face XD

#8 - On 07/11/2009 at 10:08am by kirbz

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Wow, fuck YOUR life. That was pretty hilarious, though, to be honest.

"Wow, what happened to you?"
"I was in a car accident."
"Oh my God, what happened?"
"I was walking down the street and a car hit a stop sign, which fell over onto me."
*laughs hysterically* "Aw, man, you've always got the funniest jokes. Seriously, though, what happened?"

#22 - On 07/11/2009 at 11:49am by kirbyviper93

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