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Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7596) - you deserved it (25365)

On 07/10/2009 at 8:16pm - misc - by jennyygrace - United States (Florida)

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