Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML

by jennyygrace / 07/10/2009 at 8:16pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

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  • Here's a tip: Stop being stupid.

    #2 - On 07/11/2009 at 4:02am by doomking10

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  • how else was he meant to show you that your fly was down? you should've tried to understand what he was doing before you call him lewd.

    #1 - On 07/11/2009 at 3:55am by chocolaterabbit

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