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Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11571) - you deserved it (39565)

On 07/10/2009 at 8:16pm - misc - by jennyygrace - United States (Florida)

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Here's a tip: Stop being stupid.

#2 - On 07/11/2009 at 4:02am by doomking10

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how else was he meant to show you that your fly was down? you should've tried to understand what he was doing before you call him lewd.

#1 - On 07/11/2009 at 3:55am by chocolaterabbit

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