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Today, I was waiting in line for breakfast at the McDonalds drive-thru. After getting so fed up that the line hadn't budged for 10 mins, I decided to pull out of the line just to realize I was waiting behind 2 parked cars that were just to the left of the drive-thru lane. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6341) - you deserved it (48115)

On 07/09/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by StUbbY (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Uh-oh spaghettios.

#5 - On 07/09/2009 at 2:14pm by AAAAHHHH12

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One time I was in the drive through behind a guy that fell asleep at the wheel.

#8 - On 07/09/2009 at 2:24pm by dramakat11

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