Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35904) - you totally deserved it (7315)
On 07/08/2009 at 1:51pm - misc - by coral (woman) - United States (Florida)
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Why the fuck were you having sex with a dog?
(-1)OMG..i wouldn't be able to live.
i feel horible for your brother..hes probably scratching out his eyeballs right now.
that suck.. if your ugly
you deserve it for leaving the door open and suspecting no one was home and being to lazy to go and get a towel.. there are windows you know and freaky perverts out there..
YDI && FYL && FyourbrothersL
#142 - On 07/09/2009 at 9:27am by purple_nugget
(+4)That sucks you should have had a robe or at least a freaking towel
#2 - On 07/08/2009 at 4:48pm by luvedward4evr
(+1)Even if I WAS home alone, I wouldn't walk around my house naked..
#81 - On 07/08/2009 at 7:47pm by inerdablanket
(+4)Who DOESN'T walk around naked when home alone? It's not necessarily wandering around without clothes for hours (though that feels awesome too ;} ), but it's just going quickly to another room and back again. Wrapping yourself in a towel every time you leave your bathroom when there is no chance of anyone else ever seeing you anyway is kind of prudish, imo. But to each their own, I guess.
Now if you're not comfortable being naked by yourself, then that's a different issue all together...
#100 - On 07/08/2009 at 9:00pm by CyclonePsycho
(+3)Walking around home naked is fine (and feels great), but not when there's even the slightest chance someone will come into the house. If I didn't live alone, I wouldn't do it.
What I don't get is why the OP bothered to run after the dog. It's just a bra. Finish showering, put on a different bra and then go retrieve it. Walking around naked is one thing, running is quite another.
#104 - On 07/08/2009 at 9:18pm by plethora
(0)HAHAHA 182, not the brother!
and OP, why would u leave the door open even if you were home alone? what if somebody came home? and even if you knew nobody would (obviously you were wrong, but let's say nobody was home) even then, does it really take any effort to shut the door? I always do when i go to the bathroom... i mean, why not?
(+9)Today, I was over my friend Timmy's house when his dog runs in with a bra in his mouth. Before we could even figure out what was going on, his sister runs into the room naked. BEST. DAY. EVER.
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omg if jouhou is furreal, then this FML is a win.
(+2)Haha. Some dog's sniff for drugs, yours sniffs for bras... and takes em too! good on him! lol. FYL
#10 - On 07/08/2009 at 4:53pm by theluckygirl28
(+2)Actually it's really annoying. My dog does the same thing. Except he takes my panties too >.
#63 - On 07/08/2009 at 6:28pm by xOpheliacx
(+1)#63
if you're telling the truth, i love your dog. but it sounds to me like you're just looking for attention from guys. not that that's a bad thing...
(0)You think they/she would take pictures?
And especially put them on internet?
#86 - On 07/08/2009 at 8:13pm by emmerphone
(0)#86 is right.. and do you actually think they would have time to take a picture?
Lol by the time they pull it out she would be in the restroom already.
(+1)why would they take pictures of something like that? u really think that when she accidentally stumbles out naked in front of her brothers friends that she'll pull out the camera and post it on the internet? wow, what a great idea!
some people are so stupid...
#103 - On 07/08/2009 at 9:16pm by freedoggy77
(+2)they said "pics or it didn't happen" as a joke so he could see her naked. he doesn't actually thinks she's lying.
#133 - On 07/09/2009 at 1:57am by jasmine1259
(-2)Wow 86, 95, and 103 just failed the most EPIC of fails lol
103 you are one of those stupid people you speak of.
#134 - On 07/09/2009 at 2:21am by razzumfrazzum
(0)lol that's a hilarious and a pretty sexy picture in the same time
#12 - On 07/08/2009 at 4:57pm by ScatteredMind
(0)Those are some lucky guys there. FYL, but those guys must have had a nice day.
#13 - On 07/08/2009 at 4:57pm by YoungTechnique
(0)You're lucky his friends weren't very smart... if they were, they could have snapped a few pics of you.
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YDI for leaving the door open.
#16 - On 07/08/2009 at 4:59pm by diabetic_rage
(0)Well, at least someone gets to see you naked. There are some people who write in and they've never even been seen by a member of the opposite sex.
#22 - On 07/08/2009 at 5:07pm by redbluegreen
(0)Exactly.
In my opinion, everyone should go streaking at least once in their life. That way, they can't complain saying no one's ever seen them naked.
#57 - On 07/08/2009 at 6:23pm by redbluegreen
(0)does this mean you have?
if yes, time and place of the next show please.
#89 - On 07/08/2009 at 8:19pm by worstpersonalive
(-1)it wasn't an accident. your brother secretly trained your dog to do that.
#24 - On 07/08/2009 at 5:08pm by shewasalmost18
(+2)Dude, the guy in Psycho owned the freaking hotel. He had a key.
#73 - On 07/08/2009 at 7:12pm by uscscreenwriter
(0)It wouldn't be as bad if you were really hot, but I don't kno if are or not. If not hot, than th really sucks.
#32 - On 07/08/2009 at 5:21pm by epicfail13337
(0)Someday you'll grow up, go to college, and learn the true value of a dog like that. With luck you might even get to take him to the beach. Be patient, you'll get there eventually.
(0)he didnt take the bra off of her dumbass... and most people after college dont have to be that desperate unlike your apparant fatass. so no. dogs like that aren't really worth anything unless your a perverted sick fuck.
(0)You're kidding right? Suppose they're both teenagers. My guess is they wouldn't want anything to do with each other (kind of like how my brother and I gravitate in different social circles). I doubt she'd want to "know where it brothers r."
#70 - On 07/08/2009 at 6:55pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT
(+2)You did this to yourself...
You could've used a bathrobe or a towel or gotten dressed without a bra (since you thought you were home alone it would not be a big deal)...
who cares if she's fat? oh my god they'd have to burn their eyes out! if she was skinny she could be just as gross, what if she had a full on bush or like a previous FML, a fungus growing on her side?
FYL for being so narrow minded.
#68 - On 07/08/2009 at 6:48pm by bellaellaella
(0)FYL for trying to think so much...it was a general statement...he doesnt have to fucking write an entire essay about how f'd up it would be if she was gross.
Agree with #44 haha.
Even if you think there is no one home, walking around naked feels kind of weird, doesn't it?
#46 - On 07/08/2009 at 5:52pm by madmanv
(0)Hahahaha I feel bad for you but this is great haha. It must be embarassing when they come over now.
#48 - On 07/08/2009 at 5:58pm by oopsie_daisy8446
(0)happened to me a couple days ago, I know we appreciated it. If you're name is katie, then thanks
#52 - On 07/08/2009 at 6:10pm by crashessuck
(0)I think everyone is missing the fact that her brother was in the room too,and not just his friends. ahha
#59 - On 07/08/2009 at 6:24pm by colourmealy
(0)There is not much win for him, so we talk about the buddies.
#62 - On 07/08/2009 at 6:28pm by uberchicken
(0)f your brothers life too. that gonna be awkward the next time you see them
#61 - On 07/08/2009 at 6:27pm by dancin303
(+1)How can I contact your brother? I wanna be friends with him. Bff
#65 - On 07/08/2009 at 6:38pm by sikanderimran
(+2)YDI for jumping out of the shower and chasing your dog naked.
Btw, I think I know a few people who will be spending a ton of time at your house from now on. Unless you're hideous. In that case, FEL (F everyone's life).
your dog is funny :D
FY brother's life, though, you're probably the first naked girl he's ever seen.
#69 - On 07/08/2009 at 6:49pm by bellaellaella
(+1)i don't understand.
what exactly do you gain from not closing a door?
#71 - On 07/08/2009 at 7:02pm by mister_moops
(0)I like that you end it by reminding us that your bra was in the dog's mouth, as if that's a big deal too.
#74 - On 07/08/2009 at 7:14pm by uscscreenwriter
(0)ur life is fuck they will always remember ur naked self ........
#78 - On 07/08/2009 at 7:26pm by bb1_00
(+2)Well... Maybe that's the easiest way to find a new boyfriend? It sucks, buttt eh. As long as they didn't get pictures, you're okay. The worst that can happen is the friends say you straight up stripped for them instead of it being an accident :P
#79 - On 07/08/2009 at 7:31pm by SchitzoFRIENDic
(0)damn why couldnt i have been one of those guys i bet money you have some great tits
#88 - On 07/08/2009 at 8:18pm by ithedarkknight
(+1)This sounds kinda fake, like a story that gets written and submitted to Teen magazine.
#91 - On 07/08/2009 at 8:28pm by nemesis_divina
(0)i bet your brother's friends want to:
A: come over a lot more or
B: never come near you
(depending on their... likes and dislikes of females)
(+1)Ok, even if you are home alone, use a towel cuz you're gonna drip all over the floor and neighbors might be able to see through the windows
#98 - On 07/08/2009 at 8:55pm by Avenging_Angel
(0)The FML really depends on how old everyone is.
Say the OP is 12 and her brother and his friends are 17.
Say the OP is 17 and her brother and his friends are 12.
Big difference in completely different ways.
(+2)true. very true. If you're older, you just sent a couple of boys on a life-long mission to bag a cougar. ;]
My future self thanks you in advance.
(0)So what? You don't know those kids and I bet you rarely see them. Fuck your brother's life. Literally his LIFE. He's NEVER gonna live that down.
#110 - On 07/08/2009 at 10:30pm by Dixie_Normous
(+1)Hey, that sounds terrible fyl, but at least you weren't on your period or something... That would be extremely embarrassing (Looking on the Bright Side)
#112 - On 07/08/2009 at 10:46pm by racheal333
(0)but did you have peanut butter anywhere on you?
/urban legend #32117
#117 - On 07/08/2009 at 11:10pm by notsocrafty
(0)Uhm, how big is your house that you thought you were home alone? Definitely still an FML, but be a little more careful next time.
#119 - On 07/08/2009 at 11:36pm by sunshiiiineXD
(0)you made their day and destroyed his all at once. Nice job. :)
#122 - On 07/09/2009 at 12:00am by shirvon100
(0)should have shut the door you idiot. haha
win for the friends haha
#124 - On 07/09/2009 at 12:33am by Apachefire21
(+1)You didn't grab a towel? Do you not care about windows, even if you're home alone? FYL/YDI
#127 - On 07/09/2009 at 1:07am by cellist1
(0)Hope ur good looking couldn't have been a total loss... Made some new friends but yu totally deserve it
(0)LOL If your bro wasn't there, there would be some action. I bet his friends enjoyed it.
#131 - On 07/09/2009 at 1:42am by Shyman4ever
(+1)YDI.
1. If you live with someone, wouldn't you shut your door anyway, just in case they were to come home unexpectedly?
2. Why wouldn't you wear a towel?
#132 - On 07/09/2009 at 1:56am by mehwhateverr
(+1)Jumped out of the shower, chased the dog soaking wet and naked with no towel through your house, dripping water everywhere over a bra you simply cannot wait to retrieve? This story is ridiculous, YDI, and I don't believe it.
#137 - On 07/09/2009 at 4:40am by christopherlove
(0)ah dont worry about it. life goes on. There are worse things in the world than flashing three people.
(0)Get that dog on Letterman's Stupid Pet Tricks. Good boy.
#148 - On 07/09/2009 at 1:01pm by hippyhobbit
(0)Oh gawd that would suck more badly if they planned for your dog to get in and grab it O.o
#151 - On 07/09/2009 at 6:05pm by Constipated
(0)It was probably an expensive bra and she didn't want it damaged.
This was supposed to be a reply to someone.
(0)brutal. But equal parts FYL and YDI.
Just one of those days:-p
#159 - On 07/10/2009 at 3:07am by justanotherhuman
(0)there so lucky! but i bet your brothers eyes got huge or he turned away while his friends jaws dropped. Trust me you made their next five years.
(0)and you wouldnt check to make sure you were alone because?????
#161 - On 07/10/2009 at 5:25am by crazycourt
(0)haha. i think it's funny that people keep saying how lucky those guys are...not if shes ugly and fat. think on thatt ;D
(0)HAHA! Guess what? I'm one of your brothers freinds! Nice tits by the way!
#169 - On 07/12/2009 at 3:50am by L_is_DEAD
(0)lol you brothers friends probably worship him for more of you but when showering keep pets away.
#170 - On 07/13/2009 at 3:03pm by purplefire654
(0)OP, you must be so mortified! I feel so bad. I hope your bro doesn't fuck with you and bother you about it.
#171 - On 07/13/2009 at 6:47pm by xXmoses_rocksXx
(0)umm... ever heard of a towel? if you didnt even think of that then its your own fault, and it was just a bra. :p
#175 - On 08/01/2009 at 1:48pm by teddy_chan
(0)i bet your brothers friends thought it was their birthdays, presuming your hot
#177 - On 09/01/2009 at 2:58am by v1knownaz_chris
(0)hopefully your not fat, and know how to make sammiches. speaking of sammiches make me 1 then get back to the kitchen
(0)Wow! that's sad :) Hehe thank god i dnt have a dog and my brother has he's own place :)
#181 - On 03/24/2010 at 7:22pm by AnnieGagaBby
(0)even tho I'm a gurl, it still seems hot when a guys perverted
#185 - On 07/18/2010 at 12:37am by thirteenishell
