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Today, I was driving home through the middle of nowhere when a screw punctured my car tire. I arrived at the town's only auto shop to find that it had closed early. Frantic, I dialed the emergency number listed on the shop's locked door. On the other side of the glass, a phone began to ring. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39792) - you deserved it (2059)

On 07/08/2009 at 11:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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