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Today, my mom told me I was a bad daughter because I didn't get anything for my parents' anniversary. I just sent my brother a check for $400 for my share of their gift. FML


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On 07/07/2009 at 6:18pm - misc - by andrie09 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Wow ur brother should really include you in the card or something

#1 - On 07/08/2009 at 3:03am by iceblitz

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Wtf. Your brother`s a douche for either keeping the money or not giving you credit as well. And your mom`s a bitch for saying that.

#9 - On 07/08/2009 at 3:14am by teehee520

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