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Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7915) - you deserved it (15874)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by blarg - United States (Illinois)

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Wow. She clearly doesn't understand the concept of leaving people alone so that everyone can cool down and act more rationally towards each other, instead of just prolonging the angry, senseless yelling. And I guess if she's a control freak as you say, then she wants to keep the fight going because that's a situation where she can dominate everything by yelling. As if that really solves anything.

I'm so sorry.

#2 - On 02/08/2009 at 6:35pm by Sibyl

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Delete Friend/Block Button. Harassment from the fam is still harassment. #8, totally with you, some people never get enough of laying their anger on others to make themselves feel better.

#4 - On 02/10/2009 at 5:58pm by MCart

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