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Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7235) - you deserved it (14535)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by blarg - United States (Illinois)

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