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Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I am kind of scared of heights so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke and fell down and I fell along with it. My boyfriend said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML

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On 07/01/2009 at 11:36pm - misc - by sydsophnova (woman) - United States (California)

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Why would you sit on the edge of a roof if you're afraid of heights...?

#4 - On 07/02/2009 at 6:26am by Katt1

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Sounds like you need a new boyfriend.

#5 - On 07/02/2009 at 6:26am by Tapa

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