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Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86943) - you deserved it (4684)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by Alexa23 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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