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Today, I took a bike ride to enjoy the weather and stopped for a break on the sidewalk of an overpass, taking in the view of the beautiful hills. I was approached by a cop, who said to me: "Ma'am, I know your life is crap right now, but I'm sure it'll get better. Please don't jump." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40061) - you deserved it (3140)

On 07/01/2009 at 1:41pm - misc - by Liz (woman) - United States (New York)

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