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Today, I took a bike ride to enjoy the weather and stopped for a break on the sidewalk of an overpass, taking in the view of the beautiful hills. I was approached by a cop, who said to me: "Ma'am, I know your life is crap right now, but I'm sure it'll get better. Please don't jump." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43206) - you deserved it (3473)

On 07/01/2009 at 1:41pm - misc - by Liz (woman) - United States (New York)

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haha that guy is awsome

#1 - On 07/01/2009 at 5:03pm by dowhatiwant

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Lol, you must have looked pretty depressed. Kudos to him though.

#5 - On 07/01/2009 at 5:05pm by Dabamash

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