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Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63270) - you deserved it (4832)

On 06/29/2009 at 3:55pm - misc - by thatCanadianGuy7 - Canada (Alberta)

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That's nice, now call a lawyer and the police.

#4 - On 06/29/2009 at 8:05pm by someguy945

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ouch! your ex seems like the jealous type.

oh and i know im gonna get killed, but 1st!

#1 - On 06/29/2009 at 8:04pm by freedoggy77

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