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Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8029) - you deserved it (46467)

On 06/26/2009 at 11:44pm - misc - by FailureAtLife121 (woman) - United States (California)

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Karma...

#2 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:21am by Anderling

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LOL.

How old are you? I bet the Chip and Dale highfived each other after.

#3 - On 06/27/2009 at 6:26am by elliebutton

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