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Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good and it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl and he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34970) - you deserved it (5008)

On 06/26/2009 at 4:09am - misc - by stupidgirlll - United States (Florida)

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