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Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good and it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl and he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36969) - you deserved it (5336)

On 06/26/2009 at 4:09am - misc - by stupidgirlll - United States (Florida)

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#16 - On 06/26/2009 at 10:30am by Glazed

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In his defense, I look old for my age, and my (now wife) looks very young for hers...and when we were both 18, I got some very dirty looks walking around hand-in-hand with her. Nobody actually said anything to us except once or twice, though. She's actually older than I am. So I can understand his caution.

#17 - On 06/26/2009 at 10:32am by regalarius

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