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Today, I decided to make pancakes from scratch. I poured the batter in my Perfect Pancake pan. Then I told my brother who was watching, "This is so easy. Just watch." I burned 15 pancakes, including the one I dropped on the burner, which lit on fire, causing the alarm to go off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7537) - you deserved it (34623)

On 06/25/2009 at 3:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

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