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Today, was my first day back at work since my wife got breast cancer. I come in and see some people with pink slips and frowns. When I get to my desk I find a pink slip, I go up to my boss and start to curse him out for firing me. Only to find out my pink slip was a fundraiser for my wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks (7785) - you deserved it (37879)

On 06/25/2009 at 3:20am - misc - by YahItsMe94 - United States (New Jersey)

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