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Today, I decided to make a toaster scramble. I thought it was bad enough when the pastry fell through the grate in the toaster over. Then it burst into flames. After 5 minutes of fanning the smoke away from the smoke detector, it still went off. Now my entire dorm building is outside in a snowstorm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17657) - you deserved it (4755)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by im_a_mocker - United States (New York)

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a bowl over the smoke detector prevents this from happening.

#9 - On 03/03/2009 at 10:46pm by shutupwinking

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i wanted to sneak a toaster into my dorm but this is why i never did. my roommate had a panini maker though, we made grilled cheese with it haha

#10 - On 03/17/2009 at 1:38pm by katie_6098

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