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Today, I decided to make a toaster scramble. I thought it was bad enough when the pastry fell through the grate in the toaster over. Then it burst into flames. After 5 minutes of fanning the smoke away from the smoke detector, it still went off. Now my entire dorm building is outside in a snowstorm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12248) - you deserved it (3164)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by im_a_mocker - United States (New York)

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a bowl over the smoke detector prevents this from happening.

#9 - On 03/03/2009 at 10:46pm by shutupwinking

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hahahahah Joan McCarthey, Richard Nixon, Studebacher, Television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monreo... Ryan started the fire!

#2 - On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm by jamalk

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