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Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML

I agree, your life sucks (29877) - you deserved it (13156)

On 06/22/2009 at 1:27am - misc - by FathersDay (man) - United States (Illinois)

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