Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML
Today, I drove 9 hours and took Monday off of work to surprise my Mom and Dad for Easter. They weren't home so I called to tell them the surprise, rather than wait. They didn't answer as they were on a flight to Denver to surprise me for Easter since "I couldn't get off work." FML
Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower and realized I’d forgotten to lock the bathroom lock. I heard someone coming towards the door and panicked. I hid behind the curtain and tried to stay completely still, but my dad walked in, saw me standing there like a statue, and just said, “Oh, erm, I’ll come back later.” FML
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Top comments
LuckyCharms_fml 0
Well it worked, he was surprised!
009yp 0
U can't do that to old ppl shame
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tjd13 0
first
monkeyz0r 0
first leech
humorizer 14
nice. Also; dad. Dad? DAAAAADDDDDDD!!!!
easylazy 0
This is an outright obvious YDI
mydgmax 0
dont ever do that again
009yp 0
U can't do that to old ppl shame
diki_fml 2
Agree
LuckyCharms_fml 0
Well it worked, he was surprised!
iimadoki 0
I'm actually unsure of what happened because I thought he was being robbed, thus he had to call 911. lol
barlessprison 16
I feel bad for laughing. At least he'll remember this Father's Day forever.
Courtnaayy 0
Happy Fathers day, Daddddy!
LolCows 0
First
Kurmen 0
I love it when people say first when they're really seventh.
dollywilson 0
you wrote this 7 minutes after the first person. that is an epic fail.
daniisme 0
I lmao'd at 7. xD
muffinsareyummy 1
ydi. you should know better than to surprise older people. it scares them to death. literally.
Poison93_fml 0
what happened?
Bryan_Z 0
Probably heart attack?
tgd4444 9
I know i really dont know wtf happened. I guess something along the lines of u jumping must have hurt you. YDI then for being unable to jump
BRBICECREAMTRUCK 0
you are dumb
Gamera_fml 14
Uhh op I think 34 is not getting onto something....,
thebeefzoosher 0
YDI man, you cant do that to people.. especially older people
spoo 24
notice 60% FYL... despite how people are in here, people aren't blaming OP
smiley_girl 0
AW, I hope he'll be okay. but, ydi you can't do that to old people. and REALLY? number one. uhg