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Today, I recieved a phone call from a cruise line I had travelled on with my parents a year ago. After being told I had won a free $2,000 cruise from a sweepstakes I had entered while on the cruise. After celebrating loudly they informed me that you have to be 23 or older to collect it. I'm 17. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36009) - you deserved it (5120)

On 06/21/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by Lucky (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Can someone else collect it for you?

#1 - On 06/21/2009 at 8:08pm by Cinnabar

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Why would the age be 23? Haha. Tell your mommy. She will approve.
Always look on the bright side of life!

#5 - On 06/21/2009 at 8:16pm by vooper

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