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Today, my friend told me she had a stalker who had been emailing her. I laughed, and told her it was probably some fat, ugly virgin sat behind his computer all day. I then continued to describe and mock the stalker, only to realise that I was basically describing myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11732) - you deserved it (49098)

On 06/21/2009 at 3:26am - misc - by TheHatedOne (man) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

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so to start to change, the first thing you do is post it on a website...?

#7 - On 06/21/2009 at 10:23am by cman85

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So your a fat, ugly virgin who sits behind his computer all day?

#5 - On 06/21/2009 at 10:15am by SvDxHaZe

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