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Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35356) - you deserved it (4271)

On 06/20/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by asdf (woman) - United States

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For fuck's sake. Some people just sweat a lot. That's all. It doesn't mean they don't wear deodorant, it doesn't mean they don't wear anti-perspirant, it doesn't mean they buy cheap versions of the aforementioned toiletries, it just means they got unlucky with the genes and sweat a lot more than other people. Grow up and accept that not everyone's body is the same, you silly people.

#28 - On 06/20/2009 at 6:26pm by paperfox

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awe damn dude that sucks. i sweat like that a lot too.. nervous tick. i just wear a lot of black and white shirts to cover it up. makes life kinda simple..everything matches!!

#4 - On 06/20/2009 at 5:30pm by captainobvious07

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