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Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32569) - you deserved it (3320)

On 06/20/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by asdf (woman) - United States

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