Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28799) - you totally deserved it (2674)
On 06/20/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by asdf (woman) - United States
all of you are mean! it's not his fault obvo, gash just feel bad for him, little embarassing dontcha think?
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you deserved it for being a piglet oink oink swetty McFartknocker
#45 - On 06/20/2009 at 8:09pm by runescapescool
You should have out an entire layer of deodorant on, and by layer i mean keep applying until there is a protective barrier of white cream up and down your side
#3 - On 06/20/2009 at 5:27pm by fuzzybrownbear
i'm totally doing it next time i wear a t-shirt that shows the sweat stains. because a thick layer of deodorant won't leave a stain
#27 - On 06/20/2009 at 6:26pm by atmo___sphere
awe damn dude that sucks. i sweat like that a lot too.. nervous tick. i just wear a lot of black and white shirts to cover it up. makes life kinda simple..everything matches!!
#4 - On 06/20/2009 at 5:30pm by captainobvious07
least no toilet paper stuck to your foot/ripped trousers/tripped and rolled and hit head and had to be driven off to hospital..
thankfully, these haven't happened to me. :}
who cares? you'll never see any of them again. do the same in college and you'll be on the road to success.
that sucks floppy donkey dick so i agree that your life is fucked. but since you dont put on Right Guard or other deodorant YDI. Look at the bright side, you won 5 awards that you can be proud of forever
#11 - On 06/20/2009 at 5:38pm by anoymousjoe
Proud of forever? Come on, it's a high school awards ceremony. It's not like she's getting the Nobel Prize in Literature.
#15 - On 06/20/2009 at 5:51pm by Blue0ctane
SO? Does it matter if they're high-school awards? They still look good on a resume. Don't be so arrogant.
she could be a dumbass and could have won the "Most Outgoing" "Best in Special Ed Classes" "Most Creative"
lol We had those in our school,I got the Honor Society award I am proud of that for my whole life.
If you do badly enough in college that you feel it necessary to put your high school awards on your resume, FYL, FYL, FYL.
Hahaha! How embarrassing. At least you won those awards though, which is probably more than the people who were laughing at you can say!
#14 - On 06/20/2009 at 5:51pm by spitfireparade
damnnnn! that's mean. how is that funny? it would be funny if your buttcrack was showing or if. u had a poostain on ur butt
If you're in a situation like that again, wear dress shields. There's surgery for it, too, but I don't suppose you've got the spare bucks lying around.
i doubt they were laughing at your pit stains, since thats not funny at all. (not funny enough to get progressively louder, anyways)
YDI. they make deoderant and anti-persperant for a reason
#24 - On 06/20/2009 at 6:20pm by Nightfallz
Pretty much all deoderants and anti-persperants stop you from getting pit stains.. unless you buy them from the dollar store or something. Anyone who goes out of the house in the summer without it is just asking for this kind of thing.
Did the awards come with money like the ones at my school did? If so, as embarrassing as that is, they didn't all get $500 or more, did they? And if not, you still got 5 awards more than many of them did. Congrats!!
For fuck's sake. Some people just sweat a lot. That's all. It doesn't mean they don't wear deodorant, it doesn't mean they don't wear anti-perspirant, it doesn't mean they buy cheap versions of the aforementioned toiletries, it just means they got unlucky with the genes and sweat a lot more than other people. Grow up and accept that not everyone's body is the same, you silly people.
Wait, why is that funny or embarrassing? Everybody sweats. If you live in a place where everyone laughs that you sweat, you need to leave...Or else ignore it. Most of them don't care. It's mob psychology.
#33 - On 06/20/2009 at 6:54pm by GrapefruitZoe
haha i'm sorry & i would know about uncool sweating since i have hyperhydrosis :/
#36 - On 06/20/2009 at 7:04pm by meanie_monday
Sorry dude, if it makes you feel better the same thing happened to me. The only difference is that I never got an award
#38 - On 06/20/2009 at 7:13pm by TheLizardKing
i know how it is, and i also dont know why people think sweat is so funny. FYL
#39 - On 06/20/2009 at 7:23pm by danielleFML
Ah, I sweat an awful amount and hate it :( But then I found this amazing anti perspirant called driclor, no sweating at all :) Well, apart from when you're doing the usual strenuous tasks like exercise and even then, it dries up extreamly quickly. Definatly recomend it!
Well, I know my boyfriend sweats a lot... and he wear anti-perspirant... but they can't only take so much ... anyway, that's so mean that they laughed, so disrespectful... obviously some jealousy involved that you're so smart and awesome and they're not.
#47 - On 06/20/2009 at 8:16pm by beautifulskies
Aww.
I have the same problem, it sucks and there's not much aside from duct tape around your pits that you can do.
FYL.
#52 - On 06/20/2009 at 8:49pm by SublatePandemic
get a better deodorant
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#55 - On 06/20/2009 at 9:05pm by King_of_Kings
at least your graduating from highschool and will never have to see them again (:
and I'm sure they'll completley forget about it the next dayyy. no worries
#58 - On 06/20/2009 at 10:06pm by Caayouteepie
we don't live in the 80s and eay 90s anymore. pit stains ain't cool. wear deodorant (most are also anti persperiants as well) and your problem is solved. ydi for knowing it was going to be hot (it's summer) and knowing it was going to be a large audience. for someone who won 5 awards you don't seem to have much common knowledge.
Now that's nasty right there! I don't care who ya are that's nasty. What are you French, Amish? Get a pitstick already. If you already have one, SWITCH BRANDS!!! YDI
#62 - On 06/20/2009 at 11:01pm by STRAWCHOPPER
Why do people keep insisting she should have worn deodorant? Deodorant is not the same as ANTIPERSPIRANT. They are both exactly what they seem to be. So, will deodorant help stop sweat? NO! Will deodorant + antiperspirant? YES.
#65 - On 06/20/2009 at 11:48pm by wilshires1
I completely sympathize. My body has absolutely no temperature control - I freeze in the winter, and I sweat buckets in the summer. I also suffer from those horrid pit stains that ruin shirts. Not only is it gross as hell, but a lot of people are immature about it. Most people commenting so far have it pretty easy since regular deodorants/antiperspirants work for them.
You should try Certain Dri - that stuff really works. Secret Flawless also works because it's got a higher amount of aluminum (active antiperspirant). I've tried the Dove clinical too, but I don't think it works as well.
try axe dry. i'm a chick but so far thats all thats worked for me. i've had the same problem, and it really does suck. even when i put antiperspirant on i still sweat like crazy.
#71 - On 06/21/2009 at 12:26am by octopuspanda
aw, don't worry about it. you're graduating, it's finally summer, and you got 5 awards! so a few people who you never have to see again if you don't feel like it laughed about something completely normal. positives totally outweigh the negatives!
(and dunno if maybe you just forgot antiperspirant or didn't apply much, but i've found secret platinum/flawless makes me sweat more! just regular lady speed stick works for me really well. i have no idea why, but you might could try that :] )
one word: axedryantiperspirant&deodorent. or is there a hyphen in that? :)
#74 - On 06/21/2009 at 2:18am by blackbear6193
Don't sweat it. LOL
It happens to everyone.
Just wear multicolored shirts. Also try an undershirt. Hell, wear a few if you have to.
#78 - On 06/21/2009 at 4:21am by rceckspurt13
It's easy to confuse antiperspirant and deodorant when shopping, so don't sweat it.
#80 - On 06/21/2009 at 9:44am by Consequences
thats stupid. other people were most likely sweating, too
#85 - On 06/21/2009 at 3:23pm by amy_shmamy
damn... it really sucks to be you...
well.. congrats by the way for winning 5 awards :D
#86 - On 06/21/2009 at 11:19pm by f_all_our_lives
Well done. I wouldn't care about that if I was winning five awards. Pretty immature of everyone tbh.
They are just immature. Sweating isn't even a big deal. Plus I'd be nervous too because i hate walking in front of crowds.
#89 - On 06/22/2009 at 6:56pm by Thatskindoffunny
Well my mom freaks about anti-perspirant because she thinks that it gives you cancer. WTF??? Does any one have proof for that???? Because i do not believe that at all. So I'm always embarrassed and self concious whenever it's hot. I don't have a car so I can't go out and buy some without her noticing. She stays at home too.
The OP might be in that situation but probably not. And ur probably not gonna ever see them again so don't worry. But congrats tho!
#90 - On 06/23/2009 at 2:34am by makaykay1714
You seriously need to get that Secret Prescription Strength deodorant.
#90, what the hell, sorry but your mom is fucking retarded. That's like thinking that soap or perfume gives your cancer, wtf.
#91 - On 06/23/2009 at 3:29pm by princesskitten
51- who farts when they're nervous?
OP: swy...but i just turned 13 and pit stains don't entertain even me, so....i...don't c why they would have laughed....................................................................................................
