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Today, I drove a drunk Venezuelan exchange student home after a prom party. Notable events: her puking on the way to the vehicle, her yelling in Spanish at the top of her lungs in the car, her puking out the window in the moving vehicle, and her crying because she felt bad for making me drive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34139) - you deserved it (3452)

On 06/20/2009 at 3:37am - misc - by DesDri (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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She was drunk, what were you expecting?

#3 - On 06/20/2009 at 9:43am by Ringmaster1

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+11

Thanks girl
Thanks for making us Venezuelans
look soooo elegant and refined

xP

#20 - On 06/20/2009 at 10:49am by NobodysLover

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+7

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