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Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33893) - you deserved it (3867)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by atterz123 (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

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I had a teacher who over an entire year never once called me by my right name. At least this one's trying even if he is being a jerk about it.

#3 - On 02/12/2009 at 12:28pm by alwaysalady

See in context

+10

Maybe if you lost the weight your teacher might put down "Jared from Subway" next to your name xp

#40 - On 01/11/2012 at 8:26pm by DannyXR

See in context

+6 | 3

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