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Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML


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On 02/12/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by atterz123 (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

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I had a teacher who over an entire year never once called me by my right name. At least this one's trying even if he is being a jerk about it.

#3 - On 02/12/2009 at 12:28pm by alwaysalady

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use this and other mistakes people make to your advantage, and maybe lay off the krispy cremes.

#5 - On 02/12/2009 at 1:22pm by rational_man

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