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Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4828) - you deserved it (21107)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:00am - misc - by hypebeast - United States (New York)

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Hahahaha you broke the first rule of power: never ask for power!

#3 - On 02/10/2009 at 6:24pm by MCart

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I run a web forum for a gaming community and let me tell you this, you NEVER ask to be admin. It DOES NOT work. Dam 14 yr olds come onto the forums and just expect me to give them admin and then get all bitchy when I dont. Bastard then started spamming my members.

#2 - On 02/05/2009 at 6:43pm by Anon-e-moose

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