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Today, I went outside a friend's house to find that my car had been saran wrapped. I cleaned it up and went back inside the house. An hour later, I heard a doorbell ring so I went outside the house. They saran wrapped my car again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36166) - you deserved it (4848)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:25am - misc - by bear92 - United States (Virginia)

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That is fucking awesome. You got owned twice.

#3 - On 06/19/2009 at 6:08am by 24788

See in context

+22 | 4

Who does that?

#2 - On 06/19/2009 at 6:08am by Aelaena

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+7 | 2

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