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Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40859) - you deserved it (9440)

On 03/13/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by Noname (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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