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Today, I broke, shoveled, and salted the ice covering my entire driveway. The size is roughly 8 cars' worth, and took me two hours of back-breaking effot to clear. I completely forgot that it was supposed to rain later today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7672) - you deserved it (14964)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:15am - misc - by bedrockmike - United States (Maryland)

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Acually ur smart that u did that because the rain would have made the ice even worse! I've made that mistake before!

#4 - On 05/25/2009 at 8:11pm by redheadfreak929

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Rain would have made it heavier. At some point you'd have to shovel it

#19 - On 09/16/2013 at 10:20am by Bebbo

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