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Today, I broke, shoveled, and salted the ice covering my entire driveway. The size is roughly 8 cars' worth, and took me two hours of back-breaking effot to clear. I completely forgot that it was supposed to rain later today. FML

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Acually ur smart that u did that because the rain would have made the ice even worse! I've made that mistake before!

#4 - On 05/25/2009 at 8:11pm by redheadfreak929

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That happened to me once. Shoveled the driveway in the night immediately after a snowstorm so I wouldn't have to deal with it in the morning. I woke up to find everything covered in ice from a storm that happened when I was asleep. FOL

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 8:26am by TKV

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