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Today, I broke and shoveled the ice covering my entire driveway and salted it. The size is roughly 8 cars worth. Took me two hours to do so. Completely forgot that it was suppose to rain later today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4509) - you deserved it (8529)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:15am - misc - by bedrockmike - United States (Maryland)

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