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Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16030) - you deserved it (24410)

On 06/18/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Norway (Akershus)

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