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Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (171972) - you deserved it (49590)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)

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Why didn't you start texting too? Maybe you should have sent her a message to pay damn attention or something.

#5 - On 02/12/2009 at 8:24am by csigabajnok

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Today, I got a text from my friend that said, "lol I'm getting head right now." FML

#1 - On 02/12/2009 at 6:33am by texter

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