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Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they actually called up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15884) - you deserved it (30387)

On 06/18/2009 at 9:05am - misc - by Jessey (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

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