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Today, I went commando because its 98 degrees and sweaty boxers are a pain. While walking to class at UT I heard a girl laugh behind me, I turned and flashed a quick smile and kept walking. It turns out I had sweat through my khakis and she totally could see my crack. Texas weather sucks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13909) - you deserved it (33212)

On 06/17/2009 at 1:44pm - misc - by Longhorn2011 (man) - United States (Texas)

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Always wear underwear to avoid embarrassing situations..

#3 - On 06/17/2009 at 9:36pm by fmyalarmclock

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That sucks. Texas weather is a bitch

#8 - On 06/17/2009 at 9:37pm by therealist7131

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