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Today, my daughter finally walked down the aisle with a man she loves very much. While I was escorting her, I managed to trip and fall down revealing what I've been trying to hide all of this time: my shiny gleaming bald head that showed when my wig fell off. FML


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On 06/16/2009 at 6:49am - misc - by Unlucky (man) - Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad)

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Heh. Makes me think of the commercial for wigs in Goodfellas

"Don't buy wigs that come off at the wrong time. Morrie's Wigs DON'T come off!"

"Even underwater! And remember, Morrie's Wigs are tested against hurricane winds."

Then he gets beat with a phone receiver by Robert DeNiro, and his wig comes off.


#4 - On 06/16/2009 at 2:08pm by rukusrazor

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that sux major time. at least she's getting married! lol

#7 - On 06/16/2009 at 2:18pm by boomerang247

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