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Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML

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On 06/15/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Shaun (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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That totally sucks! More bike riders should use hand signals. They don't have turn-signals on their bike like a car does. I vote its an FYL since the moron driving obviously wasn't paying attention in driver's ed.

#9 - On 06/16/2009 at 3:20am by Cali_Chick

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wow #3 wow.
if you dont use them its so inconvenient for the driver!!
trust me i know.

they so did not deserve it.

but hahahah thats hilarious YLIF!
i could just picture the guy like hey buddy wassup?! hi five!!!!

#13 - On 06/16/2009 at 3:24am by maggie_gxx

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