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Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42753) - you deserved it (2734)

On 06/15/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by bronzemedal97 (man) - United States (Mississippi)

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Tell her u've got amnesia & can't remember her

#5 - On 06/15/2009 at 2:07pm by justmyluck1212

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'HEADS UP' Sorry, Couldn't resist. LMFAO must of been funny.

#2 - On 06/15/2009 at 2:02pm by dogsickftl

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