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Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26692) - you deserved it (8287)

On 06/13/2009 at 6:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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