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Today, I was woken up by the sound of power tools at 6:30am. I stuck my head out my window and yelled at them to shut up. They didn't stop. I walked out the front door to find the bastard. It was firemen. They were sawing down the door of my neighbour's burning house. FML

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why the hell would anyone using power tools stop using them because you told them to? fool.

#1 - On 03/12/2009 at 2:59pm by generalsmith2

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lololololol

Damn, people are really critical here. When you're half asleep it's like you're a different person. You have distorted judgment.

#6 - On 03/12/2009 at 3:07pm by AlmostThere

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