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Today, I was woken up by the sound of power tools at 6:30am. I stuck my head out my window and yelled at them to shut up. They didn't stop. I walked out the front door to find the bastard. It was firemen. They were sawing down the door of my neighbour's burning house. FML

I agree, your life sucks (6358) - you deserved it (53574)

On 03/12/2009 at 10:29am - misc - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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