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Today, I was woken up by the sound of power tools at 6:30am. I stuck my head out my window and yelled at them to shut up. They didn't stop. I walked out the front door to find the bastard. It was firemen. They were sawing down the door of my neighbour's burning house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6840) - you deserved it (56142)

On 03/12/2009 at 10:29am - misc - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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why the hell would anyone using power tools stop using them because you told them to? fool.

#1 - On 03/12/2009 at 2:59pm by generalsmith2

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My sinuses are fucked in the morning, I can't smell anything until I go blow my nose.

It was the neighbour's house across the street, which I can't see from my bedroom.

And no, I heard no sirens. I live in a bad neighbourhood and have gotten used to sirens all night long, to the point where they no longer wake me.

#12 - On 03/12/2009 at 3:45pm by xnj319

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