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Today, I was woken up by the sound of power tools at 6:30am. I stuck my head out my window and yelled at them to shut up. They didn't stop. I walked out the front door to find the bastard. It was firemen. They were sawing down the door of my neighbour's burning house. FML
why the hell would anyone using power tools stop using them because you told them to? fool.
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My sinuses are fucked in the morning, I can't smell anything until I go blow my nose.
It was the neighbour's house across the street, which I can't see from my bedroom.
And no, I heard no sirens. I live in a bad neighbourhood and have gotten used to sirens all night long, to the point where they no longer wake me.
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Friday 7 March 2014