Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no one looked keen to sit on the seat, I did, only to find out that it was covered in pee. FML
I agree, your life sucks (37415) - you totally deserved it (7507)
On 03/12/2009 at 7:09am - misc - by Noname - Australia (New South Wales)
riddin on a bus riddin on a bus sittin next to a bum theres an open seat hope that isn't pee
peter griffin.
hahahahhaah #2 nice family guy reference i love it.
dude, that completely sucks. stories like this are the reason i always check my seat before i sit down in any public place.
#3 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:47am by audiogasmic
This is why you look at any public seats. You never know what might be on them. That's a bummer though. I feel for you
#5 - On 03/12/2009 at 12:04pm by Hullaballoo
#2 just made my mornin. Rock on.
OP, ya gotta check those sitting and eating surfaces you haven't used before/in a while. Inspections.
#8 - On 03/12/2009 at 12:30pm by Nickodemus
haha I love #2
but yea.. I always look at the seat before sitting or anything. For reasons like this
#10 - On 03/12/2009 at 1:35pm by simplethings7
in the future travel holding a bottle of 409 and paper towels in your hands
#13 - On 03/12/2009 at 2:55pm by generalsmith2
yea, dont you look at your seat before you sit down to make sure something like this doesn't happen?!
That's really sad, but why didn't you look before you sat???
#18 - On 03/12/2009 at 7:21pm by Sloan_The_Great
that sounds liek something i would do, unfortunately.
one time at my friends house i sat on the floor only to find out that that was where her new puppy had pooped that morning; nobody noticed it before.
UGH if you soil yourself you shouldn't be allowed a seat on the bus. Sorry.
Alternative response:
dont u look b4 u sit down?? travle with a towel n clean it up!!!
#21 - On 03/13/2009 at 4:40am by jthm_guitarist
#21, that's pretty harsh. I'm sure you weren't any better at controlling your bodily functions when you were young.
I hope the kid got shot on his way home. And the mother too. Seriously, not even mentioning it, just leaving it there for someone to sit on?
