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Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32585) - you deserved it (52676)

On 06/11/2009 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door

#5 - On 06/11/2009 at 2:05pm by antbait11

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Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.

#1 - On 06/11/2009 at 2:02pm by Jaywin

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