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at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door
Except, #8, what if she keeps it trimmed but it's just not trimmed enough for him? FYL, your guy should appreciate your choices with your own damn body.
Tape "enlargement" pills to the door with a note "Grow that tiny thang down under!"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.