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Today, a guy from my school came into my work. I knew him but forgot his name. I didn't want to be rude and ask for his name when he probably expected me to know it. So, thinking I was clever, I said "How do you spell your name again?". His name was Rob. FML


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On 06/09/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by purrtygirl (woman) - United States (California)

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I always play the "how old are you?". "I dont believe you", "prove it, show me your license". Flattery makes people blind :)

#1 - On 06/09/2009 at 10:05am by spoo

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Meh - I know a Robb or two. You could have made a semi graceful recovery - "Thought so, but my (fake) cousin has an extra 'b' in his".

#10 - On 06/09/2009 at 10:12am by georgejameson

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