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Today, I finally got my nametag. I had been using other people's names like Maria and Caie for a week, so I was happy to be called my own name. I put it on and got to work. Ten minutes later, I was called into the office. I got laid off. I got to wear my nametag for 10 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks (37012) - you deserved it (2229)

On 06/08/2009 at 10:07pm - misc - by nametag (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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