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Today, I was at friends house . It was dark and downpouring so I couldnt see as I was backing out of his driveway . I made it out, but then phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car . Turns out he called to warn me to watch out 4 it . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36796) - you deserved it (6435)

On 06/08/2009 at 9:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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You should have looked around your car before you got in to see what was around it. Also, if your instinct is to press down on the gas rather than release it and consider braking, you're not ready to drive alone.

#7 - On 06/08/2009 at 2:39pm by shaPOW

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another one of those ironic fmls.....

#2 - On 06/08/2009 at 2:32pm by Damarys

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