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Today, I was at the gym and as I was pulling out my earphones and getting off my treadmill, I heard the girl behind me say to her friend on the treadmill next to her, "Wow, there have no cute guys today." Her friend replied, "None at all. It's like everyone suddenly got gay or ugly." FML

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That's just bitchtalk. It's a mode of conversation that some women engage in when they want to demonstrate how bitchy they can be. Guys similarly engage in asshole talk. You should not make the mistake of interpreting either as containing any factual content.

#3 - On 02/07/2009 at 7:32am by br

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You should've interuppted them and said, "Yeah, but there are plenty of bitches."

#7 - On 02/10/2009 at 4:31pm by AT

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