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Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML

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On 02/11/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by hungry - United States (Virginia)

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My mom does that to me too, she tell me to cut back on the food while feeding my overweight brother everything. The she tells me I look too skinny. T.T

#26 - On 03/17/2009 at 5:20pm by southerngirl742

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Ah mothers, never satisfied are they? Well, the important thing is that you think you're eating enough. Your body, your choice.

#1 - On 02/11/2009 at 10:40pm by dmh3000

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