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Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27211) - you deserved it (2443)

On 02/11/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by hungry - United States (Virginia)

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Ah mothers, never satisfied are they? Well, the important thing is that you think you're eating enough. Your body, your choice.

#1 - On 02/11/2009 at 10:40pm by dmh3000

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Your body, so it's your choice. Don't listen to ANY girls that tell you you're to fat or you're too skinny. Girls are bitches about stuff like that. I would know. I'm a girl. haha.

#24 - On 03/07/2009 at 7:47pm by StarFoxy2010

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