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Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML

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On 02/11/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by hungry - United States (Virginia)

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My mom does that to me too, she tell me to cut back on the food while feeding my overweight brother everything. The she tells me I look too skinny. T.T

#26 - On 03/17/2009 at 5:20pm by southerngirl742

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my mother once told me i should drink less orange juice because it has a ton of calories and i was getting chunky. now she's telling me if i lose anymore weight, she's taking me to see a counselor again. just the thought process necessary to understand that makes me need my counselor...

#13 - On 02/12/2009 at 8:44pm by arienette

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