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Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20956) - you deserved it (41635)

On 06/07/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by Jebus (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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you're not obliged to give your money to a bum anyway!

#2 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:34pm by itsnotfair

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whether it's a homeless person asking for change or a business person complaining at an airport, when people act like the world/other people owe them something it's damn annoying.

sucks, FYL

#8 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:36pm by Hazygoose

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