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Today, one of the kids I was babysitting tried to hard boil eggs using the microwave. You cannot hard boil eggs using the microwave. It makes a mess. This we have learned. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7067) - you deserved it (16996)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:08pm - misc - by Danana - Canada (British Columbia)

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"What you just wrote, was one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever read. At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational though. Everyone on this website is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul."

#7 - On 03/06/2009 at 12:45am by badnewsbruin21

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....eggs go boom?! nice.

#8 - On 03/25/2009 at 4:47am by savage_pixie

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