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Today, one of the kids I was babysitting tried to hard boil eggs using the microwave. You cannot hard boil eggs using the microwave. It makes a mess. This we have learned. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5068) - you deserved it (11712)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:08pm - misc - by Danana - Canada (British Columbia)

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"What you just wrote, was one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever read. At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational though. Everyone on this website is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul."

#7 - On 03/06/2009 at 12:45am by badnewsbruin21

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what a waste of 10 seconds reading that one...

#2 - On 02/08/2009 at 12:02pm by hello

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