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Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7046) - you totally deserved it (89195)

On 06/07/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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BAHAHAHA

You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

#1 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:23pm by genius_man16

i hope theyre not all scratched up

#2 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:23pm by simpsonman3000

What a moron...got what you deserved.

#3 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:23pm by MakeMeMoo

HAHA omg. owned. don't fuck with animals.

#4 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:23pm by nibas

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

#5 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:24pm by orangerocker26

Lmfao!

Kitty ownage! YDI.

#6 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:24pm by kelsey_LYNN

Daaaaaaaayyyyyuuuuuumm

hope you can still have kids

#7 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:24pm by ZiggyMorrison

YDI, that you jerk Mittens the super ultra crime solving kitten doesn't take shit from anyone!

#8 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:25pm by CodeMonkey123

Lmfao ydi. Farts are lethal he was just defending himself

#9 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:25pm by KiddNYC10

Why the hell would you put a kitten under the sheets? D:

Anyhow, your balls must've looked all dangly and fun.

#10 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:26pm by lol_chickens

bwahaha!!
better get used to your kitten playin with them, im sure no one else will be.

#11 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:26pm by _itsmeeex1bitchz

karma xD

But like it's such a bad thing? You probably shouldn't reproduce anyway.

#12 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:26pm by DarkMirror

how was that a joke? you could have suffocated the poor thing.

#13 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:26pm by johnnyramone

wow! ur mean to kitties
how the hell is that a joke?

you must have some serious issues

#14 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:26pm by itsgen

it was small enough to look like a mouse. YDI
you gotta protect those yarn balls

#15 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:26pm by Imawhalerider

YDI 100%!! what were you thinking?

#16 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:26pm by diver1992

wow

hope you didnt have to go to the ER

#17 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:26pm by pwnrzero

YDI. Don't screw around with cats. Them things are evil.

#18 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:26pm by Anderling

@7: I actually hope he can't, especially if there's any chance they'd inherit the amazing sense of fun their father has.

#19 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:27pm by voveraite

LMAO! That is so awesome....

#20 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:27pm by FreedomFirst

Something tells me he doesn't have those balls anymore >_>

#21 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:27pm by headboarder

lmao #11

OP: Good job, you have succesfully made your balls the kitten's new two favorite toys

#22 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:28pm by nick0011

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

#23 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:29pm by kewlz323

Hahahahahah *moew!*

#24 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:30pm by vampyre459

animal abuse lol ydi badly!!!

#25 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:30pm by KAYKAYCHAY

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#26 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:30pm by PAGE47

Ever learn to put yourself in someone else's shoes? It's called empathy. How would you like to be shoved under a giant blanket with no escape only to have your airways inundated with noxious gas from a giant, incompetent teenager's butthole? You'd hack away at his beanstalk as well and hope he leaves no progeny.

#28 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:32pm by p0kegeek

HAHAHA!!! You totally deserved that one, you moron. What the hell were you thinking?

That kitten is a badass. :D

#29 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:32pm by MARIOHGALACKSIE

#27's right. Kittens don't take kindly to farts or rough treatment.

#30 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:32pm by paintballer394

suck shit.

#31 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:33pm by Gripping

lmao.
she trained the kitten well

#32 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:34pm by ashole1990

Seriously, who pulls a dutch oven on a kitten? You have some issues...

#33 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:35pm by Phillay632

You can't even bully a kitten properly. You, sir, have failed.

#35 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:36pm by Xero3g

I'm guessing your real name is Claude Scrotum.

#36 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:38pm by hem

Dammit special agent Jack Bowers! ~Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia

#37 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:40pm by krisFrAnHeehar

Haha that sucks but YDI. I have got one for you... Today I tazared my wives kitten and it wouldn't come out to play the rest of the day. I hate cats and hers is the worst it ripped my curtains clawed up my leather coutch and scratched the the hell out of my leg. My reward: my wife punched me in the face and kicked me out of "MY" house. FML

#38 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:40pm by TheGerman

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

.. man.. youre a retard...... YDI.. and FML i suppose :D

hahaaa...

#39 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:41pm by greenyme

Haha nice.

#40 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:41pm by kariemika

rip the cat's tail out.

#41 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:42pm by VGSC_clutz

You totally deserved that. Hahahhahahahahahahahah.

#42 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:42pm by tradit03

Who pulls a dutch oven on a kitten? YDI for having some serious issues.

#43 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:43pm by Phillay632

and then he gave you blue balls?!?!!?!?!!?!!?!?

#44 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:44pm by collie_man

hahahahaha thats great

#45 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:44pm by guitardedman

Are you infertile now?

#46 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:45pm by StuckZ

Cats like playing with dangley things, curtain tassels, shoe laces, testicles.....

#47 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:46pm by catatonicsleep

Today, my stupid human slave/foodgiver put me under a blanket and farted. FML but I ravaged his balls, so yeah, not-so-FML

#48 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:49pm by tenukkiut

FAIL!! hahahahahahaaaaa!!! Good job

#49 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:49pm by bigbadnews122

#34 ftw!

& you tried to suffocate a kitten with farts! WTF is wrong with you! YDI!

#51 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:50pm by HeartlessxBitch

Don't care bout the OP he obviously deserved it, but these comments are making me laugh so hard, especially #28 #33 #38, #51

#52 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:53pm by AmberHall

please tell me you are sterile now. so your stupid genes can't reproduce anymore

#53 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:54pm by AntiChrist7

Dude that cat will be scarred fir life!!!!!!

#54 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:54pm by HeyThereGorgeous

Unlike #2, I hope they ARE all scratched up. Serves you right for being a jerk.

#55 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:56pm by silvermoonstar3

hope they ARE all scratched up

#56 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:57pm by isabellarobbins

@#41 ... Your the idiot here!!!!!

#57 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:57pm by HeyThereGorgeous

agreed with #53

the last thing we need on this planet is more idiot kitten farters... XDDDDD

#58 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:58pm by HeartlessxBitch

HAAAAA

kitten = win! :))

YDI for getting your ability to have children taken away from a kitten..
and farting on a kitten..

#59 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:58pm by lab2lb

HAAAAA

kitten = win! :))

YDI for getting your ability to have children taken away from a kitten..
and farting on a kitten..

#60 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:58pm by lab2lb

if you have any...cause you dont need them to hurt little kittens

#61 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:00pm by Mr_Positive

karma's a B^*^# isn't it lol. YDI.

#62 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:02pm by Walt_1990

LMFAO!!!!

#63 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:02pm by toysoldier72

hah, this made my day. youre a pure idiot for ding that though. shame, id do the same if i was the kitty. RAYUM.

#64 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:04pm by fylbiath

HAAAAAAAAHAHAHA YDI along with #38.

Fuckin idiots. :]

#65 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:06pm by zeroprojekt

HAHAHAHAHAHA wow, that was just retarded, but at least you made everyone laugh by doing it!

#66 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:08pm by insert_name

hahahaha kittens ftw!

#67 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:09pm by JiggstheMan

whats wrong wiht oyu man? legondary idea tohugh..but your fuck*d up

#68 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:12pm by fylbiath

Son of a bitch

#69 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:15pm by aleale6622

Pwned. ;)

#70 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:17pm by iObama

Agree with #12 And lawl @ #35.

I wish the kitten would have clawed our balls OFF.
No need for you to reproduce.
The human race is stupid as it is.

Unless you raise your kids to be against animal cruelty,
and stupidity.

#71 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:17pm by JJawbreakerr

Kitten karma!!!

#72 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:20pm by roundkickkid

A big pussy got owned by a little pussy.

Moral of the story: Don't mess with kittens! :)

#73 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:24pm by love_jd13

fuckin bastard.

#74 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:26pm by lexjj

Aww how cute. Hope the cat farts in your face now, see how you like it.

#75 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:27pm by spillproof

YDI!

I hope you bled, lol. Teach you for farting on kittens.

#76 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:27pm by PennyForAThought

Your idea of humour is so messed up I honestly don't know what to say D:

#77 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:28pm by dancing_bear

hahahahaha DUMBASS.

#78 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:29pm by whoaa_nellie

Please don't ever reproduce.

#79 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:30pm by HeyitsPheddy

LMAO! felt good, didnt it?

#80 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:30pm by cemm91

why would you do that? the cat didn't do anything to you. You massively deserved that..

#81 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:38pm by Trooth

Wtf? Are you 3 years old? This is one of the stupidest things i've heard someone do.

#82 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:43pm by JonReb

hahaha #10 got it spot on

#83 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:50pm by slatertheblob

YDI big time, why would you do that to a kitten? Sicko. I hope it made you cry like the little bitch that you are.

#84 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:53pm by owls

Never mess with a kitten!!

#85 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:54pm by jmartyr

Even kittens won't take shit from you.

#86 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:56pm by aback

The only time a pussy will touch your balls :) ydi!

#87 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:00pm by frigid_days

I have a few things to say...

1) That is the closest thing to animal abuse I have ever heard of.
2) You deserved that so freaking hard.
3) You got owned by something 1/10 of your size.
4) #70, i agree with you. except you misspelled YOUR. Fail...
5) I can't believe your stupidity....

#88 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:01pm by testing

hahahahahaha #11

#89 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:01pm by likeewtfzoya

You deserved it.

#90 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:05pm by 24788

What the fuck is wrong with you? YDI.

#91 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:07pm by quackingfairy

Ugh. YDI for screwing around with a kitten. Just wait, while you're sleeping it'll come back to finish the job it started!

#92 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:10pm by kirbyfan23

# 4, that sounds sooooo wrong

#93 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:14pm by saxlover

Never screw with kittens, they're evil...

#94 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:14pm by tj8610

Why would you do that? What did the kitten ever do to you other than be really cute? I hope your girlfriend does it to you, and better yet, dumps your ass. Douche.

#95 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:14pm by chapmmel

i think if you became sterile it would be for the better
cause if you can do it to a poor innocent kitten you'll probably do it to your poor innocent child.

#96 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:14pm by dem54

YDI! Why the fuck would you jokingly try to suffocate him?

#97 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:19pm by Stephai

XD lmfao good job

#98 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:20pm by A_Dumbass

kitten: 1

you: 0

kitten ftw

and ydi..i want to tell your sister to never let you near that poor animal ever again. cats arnt toys you get to expirment on or torture. oh and highfive the cat for me

#99 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:23pm by dancin303

Animal abuser.

#100 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:24pm by shakenbake93

FYL because ur balls got scratched, and you thought something like that wuold actually be funny, but in the same time YDI.

#101 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:26pm by btuwo

oh and just so people know trauma to the genitals doesn’t make you infertile, unfortunately in this case.

#102 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:27pm by dancin303

#73 said it best. LOL

#103 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:31pm by trapiadora

I guess this was your first expierence getting some pussy? Too bad it bites.

#104 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:31pm by redbluegreen

Cat got your balls?

#105 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:32pm by EG_dod

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH. 104 & 105

#106 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:34pm by trapiadora

Why were your pants off

#107 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:35pm by scoobydoorox

LOL this FML has literally made me lol.
Not because you tried harming a cat, but because the cat got revenge by taking away your manhood.

kitty ftw

#108 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:35pm by shadowsx1101

LMAO

#109 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:37pm by Dead_and_Gone

dude not kool

#110 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:38pm by Twinfools2431

Ur a dick YDI

#111 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:44pm by toastywafers

LMAO dude thats hilarious YDI tho lol

#112 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:46pm by XthHaseoX

I read this to my friends. We all laughed.

#113 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:47pm by I_Am_The_Edge

You're disgusting.

#114 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:50pm by Phallus

for all of those who are like 'YDI FOR PUTTING IT UNDER SHEETS, ANIMAL ABUSER!"
shuuut up! it doesn't hurt them, they're sheets! Not iron plates..!
I'm sure it was for only a second or two anyways.

But seriously, that's one awesome kitty.

#115 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:52pm by effyourlife_

Jiggly much?

#116 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:53pm by vooper

Douchebag. Don't fuck with kittens.

#117 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:56pm by brianrubin

Why is everyone being such a dick? The kitten would NOT have died from breathing fart, and I'm sure there was plenty of air under the shirts if someone's body was holding them up. This is not animal abuse, and this doesn't mean he shouldn't reproduce. He's probably a teenager, he thought it would be funny. And it was. Everyone lighten the fuck up. Why don't you all bitch about the lady in NYC who put her ex's kitten in the oven and burned it alive? Assholes..

#118 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:56pm by floresntadolecnt

Jaja lol thats nasty and funny jaja

#119 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:59pm by 1bored

DONT FUCK WIT DA KITTY!

#120 - On 06/07/2009 at 4:59pm by ChocolatexGames

@118: How would you feel if you're just a baby and some giant puts you under their covers and farts on you? Wouldn't that be hilarious? No. It wouldn't.

#121 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:02pm by LOLAtLife5876

that's not a joke-that's just mean. why would you do that to any animal? YDI.

#122 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:04pm by darkmis1

...one question to all the dickwads yelling at this kid, how would the kitten have suffocated? you telling me you never hid under the blankets when you were a kid? are sheets airtight? morons

#123 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:09pm by tko

#38 WTF ARE YOU DOUING TAZERING A KITTEN

#124 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:09pm by heavenandhell

What you give from your posterior, the kitten takes from your posterity. YDI

#125 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:09pm by lolz_at_nub

you're kinda retarded

#126 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:10pm by Raspberry_007

Kittens don't understand humor. You are an idiot.

#127 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:10pm by beany212

That sucks

#128 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:13pm by rocker8877

Your a creep

#129 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:14pm by i_love_sluts

Stupid

#130 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:15pm by xox_what_now

well YDI, but funny still

#131 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:22pm by akiro525

dont worry, u were never going to use them

#132 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:24pm by ravinderkaler

lol @ #132

@OP: YDI

#133 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:30pm by Zenma

PETA is going to make sure your balls get more than scratched. They are going to rip them off! YDI

#134 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:31pm by onepctech

why would you ever do that.

#135 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:37pm by maxupinflames

I lol'd ;)

#136 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:41pm by ChristianHunter

HAHAHHAHAH, god that sucks.

#137 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:50pm by likeduhhx4

This is why stupid people and kittens don't mix.

#138 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:53pm by jdkfgkjdfb

You were playing with your sisters kitten? Incest alert....

#139 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:00pm by 151Henry151

you sooooo deserve it

#140 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:04pm by pinkbubble96

hahahahhahaha awesome. you made me laugh SO hard :D

#141 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:09pm by acertijo

hahahaha u deserved that one.

#142 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:14pm by anonymous2u

cats don't have a sense of humor -.-

YDI

poor kitty

#143 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:15pm by xprettynbluex

BAHAHAHAH.
what a loser :P

#144 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:18pm by emmi0101

I can't believe you fucking did that. Animal abuse much. YDI.

#145 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:19pm by dol567

You deserved it sooooo much, OMFG

#146 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:22pm by untorc

Why were your balls exposed? To your sister's kitten, while you were playing with her?

#147 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:30pm by Sjolie

Okay, first of all... the sheets, your balls, and your sister, have no business being in the same sentence.

#148 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:35pm by imagae

ahahahahhahahaha! karma's a bitch ehh?

#149 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:36pm by Fireball01

good kitty.

#150 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:36pm by Sapphy

you go kitty!

#151 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:43pm by angel03260

YDI so much. Don't mess with cats. ;D

#152 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:44pm by elsieenchanted

Good u weirdo

#153 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:48pm by Lisa_Emily

hahaha that's disgusting.

#154 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:56pm by soannoyed123

Good you definatley got what you deserved

#155 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:58pm by fyasko124

WHAT A HORRIBLE THING TO DO TO A KITTEN!
YOU MONSTER
:(

#156 - On 06/07/2009 at 6:59pm by aheller871

Good

#157 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:01pm by Capnstinkfoot

HAHAHAHAHA!
I guess that little kitten prevented you from getting Kids...sucks ;p

#158 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:07pm by aFMLaddict

LMAO!!

Dude, I actually laughed out loud at that shit.

But you're a twit. Kitten got you good ;P. YDI :).

#159 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:09pm by Jestermonkey

Owned.

#160 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:14pm by Travel

Today, my asshole owner put me under the covers and farted on me so I scratched the crap out of his balls. FHL

#161 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:15pm by georgie2486

Ouch!

#162 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:17pm by Jarlais

Kitteh showed you bigtime!

#163 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:17pm by evilevi

Haha sucks to be you!

Idiot!

#164 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:18pm by j3nn1987

..men....

#165 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:22pm by pencilmustache

Disgusting
What were ur balls doing out??? R u trying to nail a cat?? ?

#166 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:23pm by xox_what_now

That's what you get for being mean to a kitten.

#167 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:25pm by nonnymouse

I can't stop laughing at this... xD

#168 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:28pm by Lightning_Swing

You horrible person! Why would you do that to poor little innocent kitten!

#169 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:29pm by purplesucker

YDI,
No Pussy is attracted to a fart

#170 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:29pm by omgitsseejay

Hmö

#171 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:31pm by xox_what_now

Cats are assholes, but you're a bigger one. Ydi. I'm not a PETA person or anything, but man you really are just an idiot.

#172 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:34pm by cmac86

The cat must get it from your sister, cuz she did the exact same thing to me

#173 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:34pm by xavierdevoy

LOl kittens love to play...when it heard the noise it jumped for it..your balls just happened to be in the way xD

#174 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:36pm by skittlesxmonster

73 is right. you deserve it fucktard. don't harass animals, especially ones with retractable claws.

#175 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:36pm by Newtons_Cradle

Petifile

#176 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:40pm by xox_what_now

thats what you get for farting in a kittens face. you got what you deserved

#177 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:42pm by cinderella_smile

I, hope you can't have kids. I actually hope you can't perform sexually at all. Yeah, cause a kitten would totally get the joke and laugh hysterically. Or you're a disgusting dude and need to stop harassing poor animals. Have fun with your balls. ;)

#178 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:44pm by Moooshie

I have never in my life laughed so hard at a FML as I did this one.

#179 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:46pm by candy_cane_child

You are disgusting.
I hope that kitten disenabled you to have children.
Seriously. You're gross.

#180 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:51pm by jarrettk

LMFAO.
I bet it hurt.
ROFL
Sorry, I'm not laughing that it hurt,
just that your cat's funny haha.

#181 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:54pm by Crazy_Cookie

oh shit cat clawz fuckin hutrt r u ok lol

#182 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:55pm by minime33567

Your fucking weird

#183 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:58pm by bluedevil27

thats what you get for being a dickhead to the kitty

#184 - On 06/07/2009 at 8:07pm by verycherry941

#185 - On 06/07/2009 at 8:23pm by JayFrankus

grow up

#186 - On 06/07/2009 at 8:28pm by darkelf06

#10 has obviously never had a cat. Most kittens love going under the sheets. :)

However, YDI.

#187 - On 06/07/2009 at 8:30pm by jet

Hahaha FYL and the cat's life! XD

#188 - On 06/07/2009 at 8:34pm by ZeldasSage

#11 for the win!

#189 - On 06/07/2009 at 8:46pm by anonymous0927

Sucks. That's why you don't get cats.

#190 - On 06/07/2009 at 8:51pm by GothamKnight

"As a joke"? You mean "in order to torture the tiny little animal that you're supposed to either take care of or not touch". What the hell is wrong with you?

And WHY were you playing with it while naked/bare-balled?

At least you got what you deserved. Good kitty!

#191 - On 06/07/2009 at 8:52pm by NaturallyUnlucky

That sucks balls...or scratches them. Either way YDI.

#192 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:00pm by NoMercy

let me just say.... #13... you're a dumbass

but this is just hilarious! didn't see that one comin did ya

#193 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:04pm by notFUNNYtoMEass

serves u right jackass. i hope they're scarred for lifeeeee and then no-one will sleep with u cause u got weird balls.

#194 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:06pm by FMLROCKSMASOCKS

i feel bad for the cat but........

BAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you got balled by a cat!!!!!!!

i loled

#195 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:11pm by glennabobenna

That's what you get next time don't mess around with cats they are evil.

#196 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:15pm by chy

YDI but that is HILARIOUS!

#197 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:16pm by lesp

hhahahahahahahaahha
go cat! you dick...

#198 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:30pm by kalebb

How was that a joke? YDI fag.

#199 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:30pm by Scaffolding

LOLOLOL @ 36

#200 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:37pm by sarahdg

Oh my God, finally an FML that refers to a living, breathing cat rightfully as "he" rather than as "it" which is just incorrect and rude. You have shown enough respect for cats to make up for it. YLIF

#201 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:37pm by realggirl

didnt your parents play with you when you were young?
is that why you're so mean?
pathetic dude

#202 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:44pm by scorpio

you deserved that one love!
you're an idiot!

#203 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:44pm by princessgaby

Dude!
Cats don't understand humor!
Dumb sh*t...

#204 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:45pm by cRothabeast

I hope it hurt, poor kitten.

#205 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:47pm by mustlovemarvin

lmaoooooo

#206 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:49pm by kgirl12

cat hater. you deserve to be neutered.

#207 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:52pm by angrymole

This just screams YDI.

#208 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:53pm by misterman2

How did it attack your balls? Were you playing with the cat while you were naked or something?

#209 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:57pm by twindaddy

i clicked you deserved it i bet the cat thought it would be funny just how you thought it would be funny but i bet thats the most pussy action your balls are going to be having for a while...youre lame and YDI

#210 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:58pm by CONNIE1390

im surprised no ones mentioned something like "then i realized thats probably the only pussy my balls will ever touch in a long time" or something...maybe i just havent read enough comments?

#211 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:15pm by Luky

#211 - brilliant!
Also, Dude, why would you dutch oven a kitten? You deserved it. Poor kitty.

#212 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:19pm by phantomdonut

ty 212...damn you 210

#213 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:23pm by Luky

ROFLMAO @ 36

Dude....FAIL

#214 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:24pm by SierraStabler

If I was the kitten I would have the same

#215 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:28pm by amy10

Buying a new cat toy $5 Buying some catfood $3.99. Having your balls bitten by a kitten after trying to give it a Dutch oven? .. PRICELESS

#216 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:30pm by HAHAHSUCKS4YOU

Who were you joking with? Your cat? I'm sure he found it humorous...

#217 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:32pm by PJB4466

Why. The. Hell. Would. You. Fart. On. A. Kitten.

#218 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:37pm by eric780

#219 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:38pm by scateice

#220 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:38pm by scateice

You deserve it asshole. Poor kitten. But that made me lmfao. Wow. Hope there's a place where you can get a new sack. Haha (:

#221 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:38pm by FMLgirlx3

LMFAO!! i read this 10 minutes ago, and im still laughing. Never underestimate the will of a kitten. NEVER!

#222 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:39pm by Stay_beautiful

You dont jack with cats.

#223 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:45pm by twilax101

that second sentence=ydi^5000

#224 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:46pm by thumb_biter

Owned.

#225 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:51pm by Kuroftw

heh. loser

#226 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:00pm by AliciaContreras

This is the hardest I've laughed in six months. Thank you for sharing with us, OP.

#227 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:00pm by CapinKrunch

hahahahhaha, dutch ovens.

#228 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:04pm by Lou_Briccant

the fact that you're a guy and you were playing with a kitten...
yeah, you're gay.

#229 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:06pm by TheAmazingRacist

its okay
you won't be needing those anyways

#230 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:09pm by pokurfayce

Oh thats so disgustingg! Eww

#231 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:13pm by thecure

You got what you deserved for being mean to the poor kitten. Stop being mean to animals.

#232 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:18pm by Jaguaress

O.o

Owned.

#233 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:20pm by R3v0Lu7i0N

Poor cat prolly thought you were taking it to a chinease food place

#234 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:31pm by robertd19

ROOOOOOOOOFFFLLMAAAAAAAAAAAAOOO!!

Kitten: 1.

#235 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:55pm by spektorish

you weren't wearing pants? :o

#236 - On 06/08/2009 at 12:03am by lawlcopter

Hahahahahah that was possibly the most origional FML here!

#237 - On 06/08/2009 at 12:05am by xdorkasaur

OMG bahahahahahahahahaha

Owned by teh kitteh

#238 - On 06/08/2009 at 12:17am by Swatme101

Absolutely hilarious LOL

#239 - On 06/08/2009 at 1:08am by ryansims

lol at 11

#240 - On 06/08/2009 at 1:16am by JavaAnyone

You're gross, and you totally totally deserved it.

#241 - On 06/08/2009 at 1:21am by kissesinbetween

wow, people who are mean to animals end up being murderers, or something in that catergory. YDI

#242 - On 06/08/2009 at 1:28am by Doorhandle57

you're a douche D:<
be nice to kittehz.

#243 - On 06/08/2009 at 1:37am by SusanaSaysRawrxD

Rofl. Dutch oven the fucking cat.

#244 - On 06/08/2009 at 1:58am by quadracer111

poor kittyy...
u r abusive man
y
d
i
loser

#245 - On 06/08/2009 at 2:18am by blobxmaster13

I agree. WHY THE EF WERE YOUR PANTS OFF?! AND WTF #38, SOMEONE KILL THAT GUY!

#246 - On 06/08/2009 at 2:22am by murderofcrows

so when you have to go to the hospital because you got an infection, will you still think it was a good idea?

#247 - On 06/08/2009 at 2:27am by nodbor

What kind of idiot sympathizes with a kitten over human? God you people are dumb

#248 - On 06/08/2009 at 2:28am by Dragodon64

dutch oven niggas.

#249 - On 06/08/2009 at 2:35am by lowcapacityx

Any story that includes the words "attacked my balls" is a good one.

#250 - On 06/08/2009 at 2:43am by christopherlove

you totally deserved that kittens are so cute and cuddly and playful and i love them and that was just mean i wish everyone who agrees with me could put u under a blanket and fart and trap u in there

#251 - On 06/08/2009 at 3:03am by jackinthebox7865

You're a dumbass bully for tormenting a little kitten and even more of an idiot for not even doing it right. Did it eat your testicles?

#252 - On 06/08/2009 at 3:06am by sister_maynard

I'm sure the kitten feels bad and will offer you a couple hairballs as replacements.

#253 - On 06/08/2009 at 3:11am by doof_fisch

Good.
YDI.

#254 - On 06/08/2009 at 3:37am by Sokai

Shit, good for the cat. Are you a fat lonely kid? Sounds like it.

#255 - On 06/08/2009 at 3:47am by gingermonster16

you deserve it for abusing the poor cat. i feel so bad for him (the cat). there is no joke about that shit your doing.

#256 - On 06/08/2009 at 3:48am by alexgisforme3

wow thats awesome

#257 - On 06/08/2009 at 4:08am by burtoda

I don't think I've ever read a more YDI than this one.

#258 - On 06/08/2009 at 4:23am by mehungie2

It couldn't have been that bad, otherwise he would have reported the kitten as beaten and thrown outside.

#259 - On 06/08/2009 at 4:53am by rp3k99

Kitty's revenge!

#260 - On 06/08/2009 at 5:29am by unistudentb

your balls just got pawned. YDI because you meant to fart on the kitty's face

#261 - On 06/08/2009 at 7:07am by spinarium

Karma's a real bitch bro

#262 - On 06/08/2009 at 7:25am by Samurai_Man

Haha, you idiot!

#263 - On 06/08/2009 at 7:38am by vipera_23

HAHAHA.
Aren't kittens the best?

#264 - On 06/08/2009 at 8:33am by AlfonzoRex

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read in my life, bar none.

#265 - On 06/08/2009 at 8:39am by Fouisgras

Nice hahahaha

#266 - On 06/08/2009 at 8:56am by rainbowsix

FYL indeed - but not for having your balls attacked by a kitten - FYL for being such a moron and thinking this was either a good idea or it would be entertaining.

#267 - On 06/08/2009 at 9:56am by MGW501

I hope you can't reproduce. c:

#268 - On 06/08/2009 at 9:58am by Kylias

lol!

#269 - On 06/08/2009 at 10:06am by emuhleah92

+5 damage.

At least the kitten had more sense than you.

#270 - On 06/08/2009 at 10:49am by KittyBlack

LMAO. I'm sorry, but this made my day.

#271 - On 06/08/2009 at 11:55am by xxissuesxx

Hahaha! YDI
#11 LOL!

#272 - On 06/08/2009 at 12:10pm by maddog

what's up with all these sick animal stories on fml, haha.

#273 - On 06/08/2009 at 12:29pm by hlks

hahahahahahaha

#274 - On 06/08/2009 at 12:30pm by ammiemarie

hahaha..
I have the picture in my mind hahaha...

poor cat!

#275 - On 06/08/2009 at 12:33pm by bebis86

I have one question, why the hell were you naked. Did you have your pants all the way off. That's some sick shit OP. If you had just mooned the thing then your jeans might have protected the not-so-goods. But you probably took off your pants and then expected everything to be okay. That;s sick dude. Poor kitty.

BTW, i suppose this means all pussy hates you.

#276 - On 06/08/2009 at 12:36pm by LaceyPatrickson

OMG! Thank you, I needed a good laugh!

#277 - On 06/08/2009 at 12:40pm by tkay

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, epic fail mayn! I think this just made my day. xD

#278 - On 06/08/2009 at 2:56pm by heatherrrx

dumbass

#279 - On 06/08/2009 at 4:45pm by kishycathiee

WOW u totally deserved that, dont mess with animals with claws!

#280 - On 06/08/2009 at 4:49pm by karikooki

WOW u totally deserve that, dont mess with animals with claws!

#281 - On 06/08/2009 at 4:52pm by karikooki

LMFAO #36.

#282 - On 06/08/2009 at 4:57pm by M0L3CH

THAT'S TERRIBLE!! don't mess around with animals PERIOD! you deserve that one.

#283 - On 06/08/2009 at 5:00pm by IFLML_exceptthis

LMFAOOOO
i read this in schoool and almost pissed myself.
your not that smartt are you?

#284 - On 06/08/2009 at 5:08pm by viiicwhoria14

your a terrible person

#285 - On 06/08/2009 at 5:32pm by dolphin12994

LMAO xDThis is the first one i actaully laughed at in a while
ROFL xD

#286 - On 06/08/2009 at 5:33pm by DangerousBabee

why the fuck were your pants off?
LMAO
your a retarded sun of a gun!

#287 - On 06/08/2009 at 9:10pm by xl0_olx

i bet he enjoyed that little pussy attacking his genitals....
hmmm he just loves when pussys attack eh???

#288 - On 06/08/2009 at 9:13pm by shadowsx1101

LOL this made me laugh

#289 - On 06/08/2009 at 9:16pm by saailaway

hahahaha!!! omg i just pissed myself!!! don't fuck with animals...

#290 - On 06/08/2009 at 9:40pm by libbyluv33

Got what you deserved, dont be a dumbass.

#291 - On 06/08/2009 at 10:13pm by Anarchy

Today, I tried to post a comment on this FML story... No, it didn't get deleted- it didn't even get through in the first place. I didn't know that comments were being moderated that closely. FML

#292 - On 06/08/2009 at 10:29pm by damnstopmessinup

let's try this again...
I call

F
A
K
E

because I doubt the cat would attack your balls if the sound and smell came from your behind.

Nice try. It would've been funny if it actually did happen... But this story is eerily perfect.

#293 - On 06/09/2009 at 2:12am by damnstopmessinup

Real or not...I laughed, YDI!

#294 - On 06/09/2009 at 5:57am by pcsty

YDI. I died laughing, thanks :)

#295 - On 06/09/2009 at 6:35am by blitzer_tidus

Hahaha that's what u get 4 animal abuse! Stupid

#296 - On 06/09/2009 at 7:35am by LA_Barbie

Go kitty!

#297 - On 06/09/2009 at 4:34pm by missmorningstar

poor kitty :( .

#298 - On 06/09/2009 at 5:32pm by omg_fml608

U fucking idiot

#299 - On 06/09/2009 at 5:54pm by hotjewgrl101

That kitten is awesome!
And this is another case of insta-karma

#300 - On 06/09/2009 at 6:41pm by FerreThoughts

YDI why would you even do that in the first place?

#301 - On 06/09/2009 at 6:57pm by j_f_a_l

Gee, I bet it would be HILARIOUS if I farted on a kitten! Grow up, you moron. You deserve all you got.

#302 - On 06/09/2009 at 10:51pm by swagmonkey

YDI dumbass

#303 - On 06/09/2009 at 11:43pm by boomstar

Pure win.

#304 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:22am by micaheljcaboose

Wow, poor cat.

#305 - On 06/10/2009 at 6:58am by Yang_yang

OWNED.
FAIL.
IDIOT.
they all suffice. ha.
YDI.

#306 - On 06/10/2009 at 9:55am by bnich_kcamp

#71... do u and OP share a ballsack? And do you really WANT it clawed off? What does that mean? Ur emo, but too much of a pussy to hurt yourself?

#307 - On 06/10/2009 at 6:56pm by socknightmar

XD. Best FML ever.

#308 - On 06/11/2009 at 1:53am by cellphone341

OMG. Actually made me laugh 'till I nearly pissed myself. Classic.

#309 - On 06/11/2009 at 2:51pm by rainbow_laces

LMAO @ #48.

Wow, Dude, you deserved that though.
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

#310 - On 06/12/2009 at 6:30am by Blaq

#311 read the comments all the way to #48 or maybe even more. FYL.

#311 - On 06/12/2009 at 9:54am by Fyourface

........you....that's jus....*shakes head*.....
How do I say this......oh!
PENDEHO!!!!!!! Estipido como atrevas hacer eso?! Porvesito gatito....
fucktard YDI. >:0

#312 - On 06/12/2009 at 1:59pm by moonlit_manga

THATS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER HEARD

#313 - On 06/13/2009 at 7:12pm by AmandaX304

I laughed so hard tears welled up in my eyes.

#314 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:15am by IAmBridgette

Wow. I just pissed myself from laughing so hard at the fact that you are a complete moron.

#315 - On 06/14/2009 at 6:41pm by xFenix81x

I feel like this FML is some profound metaphor with srs significance... but I can't figure out what.

#316 - On 06/15/2009 at 5:26am by ktbby

pussy fights back!!!! pun intended!

#317 - On 06/15/2009 at 7:23am by silly_kate

Lmfaoo;
YDI for doing that to the poor thing.

#318 - On 06/17/2009 at 12:10am by blondegurl718

You just made my day awesome.

#319 - On 06/20/2009 at 3:00am by kempoman4

Wow! You can only get action from a kitty! Loser

#320 - On 06/22/2009 at 9:58pm by dancerchik3579

Wtf is wrong with you? "joking" isn't trying to Dutch oven a kitten. You could have hurt the poor thing

#321 - On 06/27/2009 at 1:38am by LukeDog

your mean/;

#322 - On 06/28/2009 at 2:50am by CrunkCupcake97

roflmao

#323 - On 06/28/2009 at 10:13am by crak13

why would you fart on a cat bitch

#325 - On 07/03/2009 at 1:09am by eric780

Animal abuse somtimes is funny. You have to have balls to do that kind of thing. See what I did?

#326 - On 07/07/2009 at 8:47am by bigraws23

y would u do that 2 a kitten?? your such a dumb ass!!

#327 - On 07/07/2009 at 10:00pm by blahblahblah43

that is so fuckin funny!!YDI tho

#328 - On 07/25/2009 at 9:27pm by kittyj

HAHAHAHAHAHA that kitten is fucking awesome!!!

YDI man. kitties give no mercy.

#329 - On 07/28/2009 at 1:53am by lunaroseemh

No no no, "Why did the chicken cross the road" is a joke. "I farted on a kitten" is something that could only come from the mind of a sick fucker.

#330 - On 08/05/2009 at 8:49pm by Jari

LOL! HHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! WERE YOUN NAKED OR SOMETHING! HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH! YOU GOT YOUR BALLS SCRATCHED!!!

#331 - On 08/07/2009 at 12:06pm by jpovod

Smart kitten.

YDI, for being a complete dumbass. But you did make me laugh, really hard.

#332 - On 08/18/2009 at 3:17pm by CircusofValues

"ha ha ha i was bored so i farted on a kitten and it got mad and attacked me, everyone feel bad for me!!"

#333 - On 08/20/2009 at 2:36pm by IUsed2

lol fyl i would've killed the cat right there

#334 - On 08/22/2009 at 8:31pm by SS_Anon

YDI. You farted on a kitten, and you got exactly what you deserved. I don't feel sorry for you at all. But it is hilarious that the kitty owned you. *favorited*

#335 - On 08/23/2009 at 9:52pm by sarah2144

YDI, you sick idiot. Fucking with animals is not funny. Did you expect sympathy? I hope the kitten pisses on your pillow.

#336 - On 08/24/2009 at 4:32pm by gummibehrs

YDI all the way. Maybe the kitten hurt your balls so badly that you won't be able to have kids. Which may be a good thing-they may turn out to be like you-an animal torturer.

Karma sucks, doesn't it?

#337 - On 08/31/2009 at 6:21pm by becca1417

lmfao!!
YDI