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Today, I was sitting in class when the most popular girl in my grade came up to me holding birthday invitation cards. I've never been invited to a birthday party, so I was so excited when she handed me a card only to hear her say, "Mary is on your bus, will you give this to her?" FML

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On 06/07/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by loner (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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eat the invitation.

#2 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:13pm by panicked

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That's horrible, but I hate to say: that's how some kids are. You just have to accept it, and move on...and maybe if you feel like it, burn the invite. It's ok if Mary doesn't go to the party. I mean, maybe that girl will think Mary doesn't like her and you'll have your revenge.

#5 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:15pm by LchTessMnstr

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