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Today, after being in the hospital for 2 days with no visitors, I got my first phone call. It was my best friend asking if he could date my ex girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49382) - you deserved it (1595)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by EKG (man) - United States (West Virginia)

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omg, what an asshole.

#1 - On 02/11/2009 at 9:11pm by marny

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At least he cared about your friendship enough to ask you, rather than going for it and you finding out in the worst possible way. Unfortunately he's put you in that awful position where you just have to say yes because otherwise you're the guy who "didn't want his friend to find happiness". Good luck!

#14 - On 02/13/2009 at 12:25pm by Rayn4u

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