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Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (237665) - you deserved it (14787)

On 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by TuralSucks (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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I would have released a huge sigh of relief, maybe adding a 'thanks goodness', just to make her paranoid.

#4 - On 03/11/2009 at 5:47am by Endymion

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u shud have said " Ure not my type anyways"... wud have been a quick nice comeback!!

#2 - On 03/11/2009 at 4:49am by Mikeymikey

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