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Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML


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On 03/10/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Sarah - United Kingdom (Bolton)

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how do you not notice someone inserting a funnel into your asscrack?
>_< FYL.

#1 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:16pm by hk

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At least it was butter. It could have been some worse things. lol

#2 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:16pm by skatingweasel

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