Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

by soljaboy / 06/04/2009 at 1:09pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

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  • you key over being stood up?
    you're that desperate and drastic?
    you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

    #1 - On 06/04/2009 at 8:10pm by vag

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  • You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

    #2 - On 06/04/2009 at 8:11pm by floresntadolecnt

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