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Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10187) - you deserved it (133574)

On 06/04/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by soljaboy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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you key over being stood up?
you're that desperate and drastic?
you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

#1 - On 06/04/2009 at 8:10pm by vag

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You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

#2 - On 06/04/2009 at 8:11pm by floresntadolecnt

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