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Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
you key over being stood up?
you're that desperate and drastic?
you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014